Sergeant suited to the commander and said:
- Captain, Private Johnson asked him to replace his boots.
- Sergeant, you did not know that before the title should say "Sir"?
- Good. Captain, Mr. Johnson asked to substitute the ordinary it boots.
In medical school at the lesson of military medicine old teacher asked the student:
- Young man, why you did not have a whole month in the classroom?
- I was sick endometritis (inflammation of the uterus) - responsible student. Students laugh loudly. The teacher, hearing the laughter:
- I am with your endometritis entire war took place.
Soldiers are encouraged to report:
- Sergeant! I just noticed a few enemy soldiers out in the woods!
- Good, - said the sergeant. - Go there and capture all!
- I'm ready, Sergeant. But if you see some time a group of fleeing from the forest, for God's sake, do not shoot first!
The court is in the process. The judge asked the defendant:
- Your profession?
- Sergeant, close the window.
funny jokes about
At the exam the professor asks a negligent student:
- You know what the exam?
- Exam - a conversation between two intelligent people - is responsible student.
- And if one of them an idiot? - Asked the professor. Student calmly said:
- Then the second will not receive scholarships.
Sarah spent a few sleepless nights at the bedside of a seriously ill spouse.
- Haim, - she prayed - I have at least a little sleep. Are you going to die - wake.
There is a guy at night in the cemetery. Meets the other and says:
- Listen, come with me, but I'm afraid!
- Come on! We got to the middle of the cemetery, the second and asked:
- Why are you afraid of something?
- Why should we be afraid?
London. Study English gentleman. Flung open the door, burst into the butler:
- Log and report, as expected. Butler leaves, closes the door behind him, a few minutes opened the door with the words:
- Thames, sir!
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