Husband, returned from a trip, his wife acknowledged that he had lost a wedding ring.
- I do not understand - is outraged wife - as you can manage to lose the ring?
- You're all my fault! I'm already a year every body that I had broken my pocket!
Two students of a military department faces, smoking in the toilet. One asks:
- Do you know what our major is different from a donkey?
From behind Mayorskaya face, maliciously:
- So what?
- Nothing, sir!
- Here. That's the same with me!
- How much? - Cheerfully asked the young soldier with a pretty girl, standing in the doorway of a small otdelchika street Collin, near the Place Pigalle.
- Fifty francs ...
- With pleasure!
- And, with pleasure? Then a hundred francs!
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The sergeant continued working out with a group of recruits Giving military honors at burial.
- Imagine that I - coffin, - said the sergeant.
- Now I'm between the ranks, and you must accept the position of "attention" and turn his head toward me and see me, that is a coffin, eyes, turning his head behind me. After going through the entire system, the sergeant turned around and for some time closely examining their subordinates.
- You are right, hold hands and head, but I do not see the sad expressions on your faces. I can not understand what was happening, but I see in your eyes joy.
Wife: - Give me 10 dollars. I want to buy a bra. Husband: - Why? You also have nothing to put there. Wife: - But you're wearing pants!
- Sarah, why do you hang your bra to dry on the street. Kids think that hammock, and swing in it.
- You decided to return to her husband?
- Yes. I can not calmly watch as this bastard lives in pleasure.
Once, during the Second World War British fisherman, returning from his fishing, went to the commandant of the port:
- Sir, in my network got mine, and I towed it here in the port.
- You're mad! Immediately pulled her back into the sea! When it blows up, then tear the whole port!
- You can not worry, sir. I'm on it with an ax and cut down all figulki.
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