The platoon commander of communication, drawing a sine curve, explains the soldiers, as moves by wire electrical current. One soldier remarked:
- Everything is clear except for one thing: how the Krivulya passes on the direct line? Is this not possible!
- Where do you work?
- This is a state secret!
- And what produces your plant?
- This is a military secret!
- How much you get paid?
- Malo, five marks for a grenade ...
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American soldier who served in West Germany, has received a letter from his fiancee. Bride says that he no longer wants the wedding and asks her to return her photograph. Soldier put a few pictures in an envelope and a letter: "Dear Mildred. I've already forgotten what you look like, so I am sending you a few photos of my brides. Please, choose their own, while others want that."
- Whose machine so poorly cleaned? - Shouted the sergeant.
- Kalashnikov, Sgt.
- Well, how's your wife, still mourns her first husband?
- No. Now I mourn his ...
- Sarah, what have you in the locket?
- The hair of my husband.
- But he is still alive ...
- He is still alive, but the hair is long gone ...
Two peasants catching fish. Suddenly, one pulls out a beautiful mermaid, considering it for a while and then throws into the water. Another asks:
- But why? Second (sadly):
- But how?
English Admiral and Bishop experienced an acute dislike for each other and enjoy every opportunity to make fun of each other. Once they met at the station.
- Tell me, officer - a fat bishop sighted frowned and poked his finger at his chest hung with medals, Admiral - when leaving the train to Dover?
- Twenty minutes later, Madam, - said the admiral, - but whether you travel in your position?
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