The platoon commander of communication, drawing a sine curve, explains the soldiers, as moves by wire electrical current. One soldier remarked: - Everything is clear except for one thing: how the Krivulya passes on the direct line? Is this not possible! daily jokes :   - Where do you work? - This is a state secret! - And what produces your plant? - This is a military secret! - How much you get paid? - Malo, five marks for a grenade ... daily jokes :   American soldier who served in West Germany, has received a letter from his fiancee. Bride says that he no longer wants the wedding and asks her to return her photograph. Soldier put a few pictures in an envelope and a letter: "Dear Mildred. I've already forgotten what you look like, so I am sending you a few photos of my brides. Please, choose their own, while others want that." daily jokes :   - Whose machine so poorly cleaned? - Shouted the sergeant. - Kalashnikov, Sgt. next 55 56 57 58 59