My husband decided to check, change his wife or not. He said that he was leaving on a business trip while he hid in a closet. Night from the bedroom of his wife reported: - Sideways, side, leg, so this, so good ... Waited a bit and her husband enters the room. Views - the wife is asleep, and the piano was gone. funny jokes about ... doctor jokes : They come once the three girls in the train compartment. The first says: - I would marry an athlete, they are strong ... The second says: - I would have married the military, they are so graceful ... Third says: - I would marry an Indian, they are sexy ... At this point, the second jumps off the shelves Georgians and says: - I am glad to introduce myself, master of sports Colonel Chingachgook! clean joke ... doctor jokes : By the second world war. The British soldier is in hospital with non-dangerous injury hands. Writes a letter to his father in Scotland. "Dear Father of German shrapnel bomb tore me another leg. Urgently went 75 pounds, so I could buy myself a good prosthesis ..." Soldier's father wrote in response: "My dear son!" Judging by your letters, it is the fifth severed leg. You can easily walk to a couple left. " hindi joke ... doctor jokes : The sergeant looked at issued Kapterev leg wrappings, and, finally, asked: - And what year of release? Run what? humor joke ... - Where a woman has appendicitis? - How do you go - to the left. joke pictures ... Rabinovich comes home, looks out from under the bed sticks a huge ass: - Sarah, what is that? - Ordinary pelvis! My husband beats his foot. A voice from under the bed: - Oh, that is bom! military jokes ... Flying bat in the dark and all over the crackdown hits the wall. Sit scratching my head: - I this player ever ubyus. At London's Wembley Stadium is a football match of the century "England" - "Team of the World". Prices fantastic, and yet the stadium packed to capacity. In the most expensive bed sits the lady next to her empty seat, but all the requests of fans who want to take it, she replied: - Never! This is a place of my late husband ... - But my husband is already there, would have invited someone from the family ... - Unfortunately all the relatives are now at his funeral. next 56 57 58 59 60