Young woman in tears came running to his mother:
- My husband beat.
- How? He left yesterday on a mission!
- I think so too.
The young cadet navy determines its location and announce the results of the admiral. He stands at attention, removes his cap.
- I beg your pardon, Mr. Admiral, is that the tradition of the ship - to keep a minute of silence, when the determined location?
- No, my young friend, but if you believe your calculations, then we are in the Chartres Cathedral!
- What will you be when you grow up?
- But you can kill at the front.
- The enemy.
- Then I'll be the enemy.
After the first days spent in the army, rookie wondered:
- Sergeant, do all of this can not be learned by correspondence?
- From the moment I met you - said a man of his acquaintance resort - I can neither eat nor drink, nor smoke ...
- You love me so much?
- No, just all this is not the money.
- Hey, Sarah, lend me two hundred.
- But where is here to lend, I know nobody here.
The task was:
- Calculate the stability of the table with 4 (four) legs
- Engineer for the week of calculated stability of the table with 4 legs
- Physicist 15 years searching for a common solution to the table with an arbitrary number of legs, and then substituted into the formula N = 4
- Physicist immediately found a solution for the two limiting cases of N = 1 and infinity, and the results for 5 minutes was interpolated to the intermediate value of N = 4.
In Switzerland, a competition for the most beautiful horse. The winner is the horse Englishman. The owner of the horse should be riding on it to get a prize from the hands of the king. And then, when he drove up to the podium, the horse the whole area of publishing obscene sound. The crowd stood still, the Englishman blushed to the roots of hair and a broken voice:
- Excuse me, Your Majesty!
- You know - meet the king, - if you do not apologize, I would have thought that it made your horse.
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