Examination of the war, additional questions from the students:
- Fellow students! Imagine that your commander explosion tore off his feet. Your actions in providing medical care?
- Shoot ...
Born baby. Family touched and all predict his future. Mother: grow up to become scientists. Eyes which cleverly. Father: No, the military! Look at what the combat! Came the turn of Grandmother:
- He will be president!
- Look at all the shit, but as the head keeps!
The company had committed a march on foot, when the team finally was filed to stop.
- Sergeant - ordered the company commander - to order that those who are tired, out of order. Many of the soldiers rushed to take this privilege.
- And now, Sergeant, those who remained in the ranks, declare holidays, and those who came out, build a camp in the column and continue the movement. Sachkov must be educated.
Lieutenant turns to the sergeant:
- Stop seen in optical gun sight of women on the beach! They scatter, and the Colonel can not bring binoculars.
- What is the most valuable thing in a woman's milk?
- Mother, Khaimovich gold urinal!
- Abram, you hear that says our boy? We must go and see. They came, they drink tea. Sarah says:
- And what did you say something for the news?
- Oh yes, we forgot: Your Izzy wrote in our new saxophone.
Physics and Mathematics put in a plane flying over Texas on a mission to record everything they see at the bottom. Writing in the notebook Physics:
- In Texas, there are black sheep. Writing in the notebook Mathematics:
- At some point in Texas is a sheep, a black top.
The evening rain. English gentleman sitting by the fire, stretching out his feet to the fire. The door opens and past him, not to mention not a word, is another English gentleman, and climbs into the bedroom of his wife. The Englishman continued melancholy move logs in the fireplace. Half an hour later another gentleman out of the bedroom of his wife in a state of near total confusion:
- Sir, today is your wife was extremely cold to me ... English gentleman continues to move logs in the fireplace.
- It is in life no different temperament ...
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