In the subway to the train driver tumble guy with a gun.
- Take me to Copenhagen!
- You're Th, the same station!
- I'll kill you! Take me to Copenhagen!
The driver announces:
- Sliding Doors, the next station of Copenhagen.
His wife went on a business trip and punished 5-year-old daughter so that she watched her father. Asks daughter arrives.
- Who came to my father?
- Neighbor Aunt Masha.
- What to do?
- Wine drinking.
- And then?
- We went to bed.
- Well, tell the rest with the father.
Comes a father, sitting down to supper. Well, the conversation repeated.
- We went to bed.
- Continue daughter.
- Well, he went on she began to poke up between the legs of that thing that you Uncle Vanya in his mouth took.
The slogan "Do not put off until tomorrow what you can do today", posted in the school division to increase the cadets zeal for learning, conceived the strange effect. Almost half of the troops had gone AWOL in the evening.
yo mama jokes
- Private Jones, name your favorite book, - asked the chaplain.
- Book of the sick, the Holy Father.
Abram sleeping with Sarah. Suddenly Abram wakes with a groan
- Poor me, Sarah ...
- Sleep, Abram, who is now well? Sarah wakes up in the morning - Abram cold lies.
- Abramchik, why did not you say that you are worst of all?
- The more I drink, the more I shake hands. The more I shake hands, the more I shed. The more I shed, the less I drink. Thus, the more I drink, the less I drink ...
In the coupe, two fuck: He:
- And I, among other things, gonorrhea. She:
- And I - syphilis. He:
- Come on, I was joking. She:
- Well, now you'll know how to joke!
In the evening a British lord lost in the woods. Well, what to do, began to yell. From his screams awakened the bear in the den, came up to him and said:
- Why do you cry, sir?
- I wanted to be heard.
- You have your, sir, but I will bring you this pleasure?
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