Her husband suddenly returned from a business trip and discovers on the nightstand cigar. - Where is the cigar? His wife was silent. - I was the last time I ask, where a cigar? - Yes, from Havana, you fool! - Come from the cabinet. daily joke :   - Captain Henderson, - said the military prosecutor, - explain the military court of higher jurisdiction, what happened in your company the seventh of September. - On this day, I held classes for drill and gave ordinary Gaines, click "Run!", But he did not comply. I again gave the command "Run!". But the soldier kept walking step. - Private Gaines - Chief Justice turned to the violator of discipline, - refusing to obey orders an officer, you are committing a serious crime. Why have you not complied with the order? - Sir, - replied the soldier, - as you know, under the statute after the provisional team must be made executive team. - Yes, it is, - confirmed the Chief Justice. - But the whole thing is just that only the captain filed a provisional command "Run!", And the executive command "Go!" not filed. The court ruled that ordinary Gaines was found not guilty daily joke :   - How is the brave soldiers from the precautionary? - Asked rookie Brown senior soldiers. - The brave soldiers come to sergeant Gilberto and loudly for all to say everything he thinks about it. - And how do the cautious soldier? - He will say all the same, but on the phone. daily joke :   The captain, who meets with the new reinforcements, drawn to the sergeant: - And why you are so strange set: all high, big recruits come, but small, shabby - behind? - Excuse me, sir, but in civilian life I had a fruit shop. next 64 65 66 67 68