The mediator in the exercise of company in the middle of a level field gives the command: - Air! - Roth, in the bushes! - Orders the commander. - What are the bushes? - Surprised mediator. - They are nowhere to be found! - Aircraft, too, - parried commander. funny one line jokes :   On clinical examination of the psychiatrist asked questions to verify the soldier of his intellect. - What happens if you cut off your ear? - I will not hear. - And if you cut off and the second ear? - I will not see. - Why? - Because the helmet would be nothing to hold on, and he falls over his eyes. funny one line jokes :   When checking the order in the barracks, Lieutenant found in a bag for dirty clothes book. He gave a dressing down guilty ordinary and then asked him why he keeps the book in such a place. - Because this is hot stuff - shyly replied the soldier. funny one line jokes :   - Well, my friend, you must admit that I was a sergeant clearly dislikes. - How do you get that idea? - How come from? When he taught me throwing grenades, he said to me, holding it in his mouth, pulled the pin with his right hand and threw it away. Understand? .. next 70 71 72 73 74