A guy comes to a surgeon.
- Doctor, something I did not write!
- Remove the pants ... So you have the same dick tied in a knot! Untying the knot ... Doctor and a couple of minutes the patient with a doctor faces up to his neck in the urine, craning their necks to avoid drowning.
- Doctor, and I still have something not crap!
- Нахуй! Нахуй! To the therapist!
The commander of the aircraft, passengers wishing them a happy flight, forgets to turn off the microphone and said second pilot:
- Well, yes coffee popem loans with a stewardess love? Flight attendant in the cabin pales, drops a tray of mineral water and rushes to the cockpit. It catches the hand Dedok-passenger:
- Do not hurry, dear, it's still drank coffee.
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The training flight instructor discovered that out of fuel.
- I warned you, - he turned to the students - that you should, when toplivomer will display "Empty".
- I played it. Toplivomer showed empty exactly ten minutes ago.
- What is it, Private Smith? Can not you hear the signal "up"?
- I heard a sergeant, but I thought it was a dream.
We went to bed, then Abraham and Sarah to sleep.
- Abram, and you shut the door on the castle?
- Yes, Sarah, has closed.
- And on the second?
- A latch pushed?
- The chain on the door is closed too?
- Yes, Sarah.
- Are you a mop in hand on the door stuck?
- No, I forgot.
- Well, of course, come in an honest people, take what you want!
- Can I get married at forty with a little?
- Yes, but better in the thirty and more.
The carriage train passenger leaned out the window. Passes checker and makes him remark:
- Monsieur, protrude from the window is prohibited!
- Well, you know! - Explodes passenger. - That I want and lean!
- As you wish, monsieur, - to twist his shoulders controller, moving away. - That's only if you injure your head a train, you'd pay for it!
England. Medieval castle. In one room sat two little girls with their nannies and talk about boys. Punches 7 pm, is the butler:
- Your tea lady. It takes 10 years. In the room sat a young girl with nannies and talk about guys. 7 hours and includes butler.
- Your tea lady. It takes another 10 years. In a room sit two adult women and talking about their husbands. 7:00 and the butler.
- Your tea lady. Another 10 years passed. They sat two elderly women and talk about other people's husbands. 7:00 and butler.
- Your tea lady. 10 more years. In the room sat two grandmothers and have nothing say. Punches 7:00, and there is no butler. , 8 butler no. 9, it was still there. In the hours grandmother finally decide to see what happened to the butler. The study raises them in his room while he was lying on the bed in a drunken board.
- What is it, John? "- They ask
- Lord, how am I tired of this your tea!
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