A guy comes to a surgeon. - Doctor, something I did not write! - Remove the pants ... So you have the same dick tied in a knot! Untying the knot ... Doctor and a couple of minutes the patient with a doctor faces up to his neck in the urine, craning their necks to avoid drowning. - Doctor, and I still have something not crap! - Íàõóé! Íàõóé! To the therapist! sms jokes :   The commander of the aircraft, passengers wishing them a happy flight, forgets to turn off the microphone and said second pilot: - Well, yes coffee popem loans with a stewardess love? Flight attendant in the cabin pales, drops a tray of mineral water and rushes to the cockpit. It catches the hand Dedok-passenger: - Do not hurry, dear, it's still drank coffee. sms jokes :   The training flight instructor discovered that out of fuel. - I warned you, - he turned to the students - that you should, when toplivomer will display "Empty". - I played it. Toplivomer showed empty exactly ten minutes ago. sms jokes :   - What is it, Private Smith? Can not you hear the signal "up"? - I heard a sergeant, but I thought it was a dream. next 7 8 9 10 11