At the beginning of World War II commander of one of the garrisons in Africa gets the message: "declaration of war. Take custody of all the enemies in your area. After some time he sends a report on the performance: "Your order is made. Arrested two Belgians, three Germans, one French, four American. Urgently inform with whom we're fighting." stupid joke ... funny one liners jokes : Private Brown, who always found a reason for excluding him from the costumes, and this time went to the infirmary with the same purpose. On the way to hospital, he went to the post, where he received a food parcel, sent to parents, whom he repeatedly complained in letters to the bad food in the army. Started to rain, and Brown put the parcel under his coat. Surgeon, who saw Brown in the window, told his colleagues: - Look to us again directed Private Brown. At this time, he would request the release of orders on the grounds of pregnancy. joke one liner ... funny one liners jokes : During a strong thunderstorm sergeant, went into the barracks, I saw John lying on an ordinary bed. - For three hours - was indignant sergeant - and according to the routine of the day you should water the grass. - But, sergeant, returned soldiers - you can see what is raging storm. - This is not the reason! Do you have a cape. joke quotes ... funny one liners jokes : The sergeant gave the command: - Left - dress! A platoon of well-executed command, except for Private Brown, turning his head to the right. - Why do not you execute the command? - Turned to him sergeant. - I am afraid that the enemy does not suddenly attacked us on the right. joke site ... Two girlfriends. - Imagine all the Christmas holidays I spent at the ski base with a friend! - That's great! And there was a lot of snow? - Snow? I have no idea ... one liner joke ... - What to do when win in a quarrel with his wife? - The most sensible thing ... apologize. republican jokes ... At three o'clock in the morning call: - It's bath? - No? - Why stand in his underwear? - Pope, - asked ten boy his father - how wars start? - Ah, my son - the father had started. - Suppose England had a quarrel with America ... - England will not quarrel with America, - mother intervened. - But who is going to say that they quarrel? I just wanted to give a theoretical example - angry father. - Funny! Why do you cram a guy any delusions! - His mother's voice. - Nothing delusional I was not impressed! - My father raised his voice. - If he will listen to you, so anything sensible from a guy will not work - soared mother and launched a lamp in her husband. At this point intervened son: - Thanks, Mom, thanks, Dad! now clear how wars start! next 71 72 73 74 75