- Sarah, I heard your husband left on a business trip?
- Well, yes.
- So I look in to you this evening?
- How dare you! What am I, in your opinion, selling a woman?
- Well, Sarah! Who says money!
Military driver Private Smith was taken to the Chief of Police. Head turned to the road to the police:
- So, you assume that the driver drove the truck in a drunken state?
- Here and assume nothing, - said the policeman. - He stood for an hour before the red lamp placed in front of the place where the road works are being waiting for that change to green light.
one liner joke
On the morning building a sergeant thought that ordinary Vines violates alignment.
- Why do not you have taken the position of "attention"? - He made the remark ordinary.
- I am standing at attention, "- replied the soldier. - This is my form of sitting on me "at ease".
Sergeant conducts briefings before landing on the island, occupied by the Japanese:
- During the beaches beware of sharks and barracudas. On the shore watching, do not step on a poisonous snake, they are many. Not to pick berries and fruits - can be poisoned. Do not drink water from local sources - can get dengue fever. Also, beware of predators and poisonous insects. All clear, any questions?
- Yes, sir. Tell me, why do we need to win the Japanese have such an island?
- Get the ka-cake from the refrigerator, darling.
- Please. And how many pieces of it cut into four or eight.
- Please, for four. Eight I can not overcome.
funny one liner jokes
- Why do some fathers are allowed to be present at birth?
- To compensate for the absence at conception!
- Let me borrow a hundred dollars?
- I have only fifty ...
- Let's fifty, and fifty more will be.
Valet reported to Lord:
- My lord, your wife ran off with your driver.
- You see, John, I was right when he suspected that the driver of a very bad eyesight!
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