Commission to verify the equipment arrived in the tank part. From boxing out drunk lieutenant and saw the General, came up to him parade step:
- Comrade General! Panzer Corps commander, Lieutenant Petrov!
- How I serve, has never seen a lieutenant in the position of corps commander.
- It's easy. Drunk engine, chassis drunk, drunk gun, left one case ...
funny one liner jokes
U.S. servicemen serving in West Germany, easy to find a laboratory to pass urine for analysis in a hospital in Wiesbaden. On the lawn in front of this laboratory is a large white stone on which is drawn an unofficial emblem of the medical unit, visible from afar. This is a rampant lion, with outstretched front paws. Before the lion is the well-known piece of plate for the collection of urine.
Chief of Engineers, spent part of the conversation with staff about how the mechanization of manual work. Participating in the interview the sergeant said:
- I found a way to do the work of fifty people.
- What kind of way? - Asked the engineer.
- To instruct her two hundred soldiers.
The philosophical problem of the relationship of space and time, already occupying the minds of many centuries of great thinkers of mankind, was once virtually solved by one sergeant, which is reflected in his order that he gave his infantry unit: "Your task - to dig a ditch from the fence before dinner."
- What kind of tattoo you have lower back: 00-88?
- It's not a tattoo, the wife stepped on the gas when I opened the garage.
- Are you sick?
- And what if you swallow pills?
- Today, their shelf life is over.
- Defendant, you plead guilty?
- No, no, no!
- Well, the "no" and the court no.
Lord of celebrating a wedding. After the wedding guests were bachelors go to the brothel and found the Lord.
- Sir, why are you here because you have a pretty young wife?
- Tiny so tired that he immediately fell asleep. Should we wake her because of some few pounds?
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