The division commander decided to go to the barracks of one of the units. Frightened orderly jumped, stretched, and, forgetting the statutory requirements, he said:
- Good morning, sir!
The division commander saw the orderly whole minute, which seemed to an eternity, and finally said:
- I hope that next time I come, I'll wait on you salute, not a report on the weather, which, moreover, inaccurate.
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The soldier from the "Green Berets" told of his adventures in Vietnam.
- Once on patrol, I was walking along a path in the jungle and nearly ran into a snake hanging from a tree.
- How awful! - Exclaimed a listener.
- But look, I saw that it was not a snake, and a dried branch. Still, I was pretty scared.
- If it was a branch, then why are you afraid? - Said another listener.
- Yes, the fact is that the branch, which I took to throw the snake, she was a snake.
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In class on drill sergeant said recruit who wanders from the pitch:
- You will never become a real soldier!
- You are right - said rookie. - So let me go home.
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The boatswain came to the captain and said:
- We thrive on the ship homosexuality.
- Really? How do you know?
- Why, yesterday made blowjob chief engineer, he had a member govnetsom smell.
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Head of staff:
- Before we take you to work in our company, I would like to know if you are not inclined to lie, cheat, steal, late ... Unemployment:
- No. But if it should be your company, I can learn.
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- How many cigarettes a day do you smoke?
- Different. Depends on the number of friends whom I met.
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A man comes home in the morning, and his wife with a threshold:
- Where to myself, was it? What man says:
- Yes, you know, went after work in a pub with friends. Well, they drank, then drank again ... I went out into the street. And then, look - the land began to climb, but how will give me in the face. So the whole night and stood.
The family was a noble lord boy, who from birth had not spoken. Then one day, at breakfast, at 16 years, he, trying to tea, said:
- Why tea is cold? All at once:
- You spoke! Joy! Why are you still silent?
- So far everything was in order ...
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