Conversation two doctors.
- You know, yesterday the patient died, whom I treated for an ulcer. The autopsy revealed that he had cancer.
- Is that - says the second. - I've just one a month jaundice treated. It turned out - Chinese.
yo mama jokes
Guy comes home and tells his wife:
- I am leaving on a business trip. I will spend the night with her.
The boy in the cafe is coming to the young man:
- Uncle, you must be a cadet?
- How do you know?
- My dad, too, tea prevents knife.
- Private Bright, why should close one eye when he aims his rifle?
- Because if you close both eyes, the goal will not be visible, Sgt.
Italy, Rome - crashing aircraft in the cabin of an old Jew pronounces his wife:
- Sarah, I said the same to you - the money must be spent wisely, and you - throw a coin into the fountain - is true, but throw a coin ...
In the stalls:
- Look, you're just thrown in the singer's rotten eggs, but now applaud him!
- I want him to bow out - I left a few more pieces ...
joke of the day
- Daddy, Daddy, buy me a drum!
- Here's another, I have enough noise!
- Buy, Daddy, I'll play it only when you sleep!
Extract from instructions for female police officers in England: "If you are attacked by a rapist, you should try to protect themselves with a baton. If this does not work, you must do three warning shots from a revolver into the air. If this fails, try to relax and have fun."
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