Director of the airline's aircraft commander pronounces:
- I would like you to continue to choose keywords with which you are applying to the passengers.
- And what happened?
- The other day, landing approach, you said the passengers into the microphone: "Before we landed, I would like to take this opportunity to say goodbye to all".
Before jumping with a parachute instructor directs the students:
- To combine the two jumps in one, just follow my instructions.
- And how can the two jumps? - Asks one of the soldiers.
- Very simple. The first and last.
The company commander cook completely bewildered talking to himself: "The strange taste of the soldier: on Monday they like beans, on Tuesday they like beans in a medium they like beans, and suddenly for no apparent reason on Thursday they abandonment" .
- Captain, why most ships are feminine names?
- If you knew how to use them difficult to manage, you would not ask stupid questions.
one line joke
The guy was walking with a girl on the smooth sand outside the village, he suddenly tripped on his feet sticking out of the bushes and heard the rough abuse. He was indignant:
- Hey, you there Hold your tongue! I am a girl! And out of the bushes:
- And I think here with the pig fun.
Banker Leventhal half an hour listening to complaints of poor. Finally, he called his servant and said:
- Get rid of this man, it breaks my heart!
In the lone passenger compartment. Enter the robber, gun in his hand:
- Money is alive!
- I have no money ...
- So what do you then tryaseshsya?
- I thought you - controller.
There is a meeting of the House of Lords. Gets the Lord Speaker. Begins to roll.
- Lord Grey is present? A servant comes and says: "Present!"
- Lord Barrymore present? Silence in the hall.
- Lord Barrymore! The silence in the hall.
- Lord Barrymore! A servant comes and says:
- Lord Barrymore asked to convey that he had left with a beautiful girl on a picnic. If he will, he will be a couple of hours. If not, sooner. "
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