Her husband comes home from a business trip. Wife at a loss. Before going to bed her husband went to the balcony for a smoke and saw there guy in his underpants.
- What are you doing here?
- Yes, I paratrooper, caught on your balcony ...
- Yes? Well, nothing, nothing, we got some jumpers, then the toilet geologists looking for oil ...
The officer asked the soldier why he went from the army. Rookie decided to answer honestly:
- Firstly, I want to defend their homeland. Secondly, the service will make me stronger. Thirdly, I am nobody asked ...
In the company has been led by a special journal in which latecomer from vacation was to write the reason for the delay. Usually, any soldier wrote: "Do not arrived on time in part because of the lateness of the train" or: "Hold on leave because of illness, and other violators, placed without even bothering to search for reasons, be placed under the sign of these records" the same thing. And once latecomer soldiers made a record: "too late because of the birth of twins." All subsequent latecomers stamped mark "the same".
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- Nothing serious - the doctor said, an old salt. - A little reddened throat. Rinse several times in salt water and will pass.
- A familiar means - muttered the captain - me, six times torpedoed.
Just what would a woman, if you put it upside down?
- At the piggy bank.
Baron Rothschild busy. The waiter enters the room visitor. Rothschild, never taking his eyes from his papers, says:
- Take a chair and sit down.
- Baron, I'm Prince Charles Louis de Grammont!
- Well, take a two chairs ...
One always drove the car at breakneck speed. Only that he dropped another passenger, and stopped the car, asks:
- Well? You are happy that remained alive?
- Glad? - Bewildered passenger. - It's not the word. I'm not happy. I'm surprised.
Lord Brighton was raised from the bed to his faithful servant:
- Oh, my Lord, there's a wheeler-dealer in the bedroom her ladyship! Lord sprang out of bed, quickly threw on his coat and grabbed a hunting rifle. Together with his servant, they tiptoed upstairs and cautiously opened the door to her ladyship. The situation was more than spicy. Furious, the husband raised his gun and fired both barrels. When the smoke cleared, the servant looked up and joyfully exclaimed:
- Oh, sir, as a true sportsman you shot him off!
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