The plane full of young paratroopers.
- Attention! - Shouted the sergeant. - Now start jumping. A friend of the other becomes!
The soldiers, one after another to the door and jump. Suddenly one of them runs up to the commander.
- My sergeant, Durand jumped without a parachute ...
- What! Again?
Two young soldiers from the training unit shares its experience on the part of the chain of command. One of them said:
- In a conversation with an officer last word is not the soldier.
- The last word rests with the soldier, but he never says it aloud.
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In the barracks sergeant asked the soldier, pointing at the butt, lying beside it on the floor:
- It's yours?
- No, you can take it yourself. You first saw him.
A passenger on the ship:
- Captain, I do not want to once again to disturb you, but an hour ago, my wife had fallen overboard.
Just what would a man, if he put upside down?
- On the hanger.
- I have a whole year working only with a loss!
- Why did not you close the deal?
- And at that time to live?
- So. You are accused of quackery. You have to sell gullible people elixir of eternal youth. Condemning you before?
- Yes. In 1451, 1639, 1893 and 1904.
This gentleman - a man who, stepping into a dark room for a black cat, call her a cat.
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