Russian, being a business trip in America, comes to the house of tolerance, selects and mulatto retired with her. In the street, he stood for something and the thought suddenly spat spat on the ground. To him immediately accosted by a policeman and ordered to pay a $ 30 fine. Upon arriving home his wife asked:
- Do you remember me in America, Vasya?
- Yes - meets Vasya - once, and paid $ 30!
one line joke
Placing the posts, the officer asks the soldier:
- What do you predprimesh, if on the parade ground will be the cruiser?
- I am his torpedo!
- And how do you take a torpedo?
- From the same, where you take a cruiser!
The sergeant saw that the soldiers pushing a wheelbarrow, turned it upside down.
- Are you crazy, Private Lampert? - He snapped. - You push a wheelbarrow upside down.
- The fact is, sergeant, - answered the ordinary - that when I'm driving it well, they impose it in the bricks.
- How do you explain that you are not dead when you shot in the chest?
- Those that I have at this moment took heart in the heel.
- In what section to put the library book "Masturbation"?
- In section "Skillful hands.
- Kum! What is your dog on me all the time growling?
- And he always growls when they eat from his bowl!
dirty joke of the day
Referee: - How are you, a respectable elderly man and stealing a car?
Defendant: - Is it my fault that in the years of my youth was not so many cars?
- On which side of the ladies should go a gentleman?
- The one where the shop windows.
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