Arrived from a trip, man is the advance report. In one of the boxes the report notes: "Women - $ 500. Chief Accountant will not accept the report: arguing that such an article is not available for consumption. - The next time you can write off this amount to conduct which some works, such as a nail. The next advance statement was: "nail - $ 500. Repair hammer - $ 5000. one line joke :   Soldier comes to the officer: - Give me leave. - Why? - Buy a "diplomat". - Why fool diplomat? Do you ever see him? one line joke :   At the morning inspection of the sergeant asked the soldier badly shaved, if he shaved this morning. - Yes, sergeant, - answered private. - In such a case tomorrow be one step closer to the razor. - Advised the sergeant. Another soldier was asked when he was the last time in the barbershop. - Yesterday, Sgt. - Next time, try to results of your visit hairdresser could see not only you and the hairdresser. one line joke :   - My horoscope predicted that I will have a fantastic meeting with an important man in uniform - says Petit. - And it is vindicated? - Do not speak! I was hit by machine gendarmerie captain ... next 87 88 89 90 91