Her husband returned home from a trip. Is on his street. Views - all the bushes two or three peasant lies. Approaching the house - everywhere men lie. Rises - the whole staircase littered with the peasants. Included in the apartment, chaos and smoke - even hang an ax, and the whole apartment was littered with the peasants. Walks into the bedroom, and then from under the pile of men chosen a wife and says:
- Oh, her husband returned from a trip. Now start recriminations, suspicion ...
The officer conducting the soldiers training on disciplinary code.
- So, Private Smith, that you should do if an officer or sergeant will go with you unfairly.
- Shut up, sir.
- But why? You can also submit a report on the team. Clear?
- Yes, sir!
- And what will follow after you you please?
- I will be punished, sir!
The doctor examined his hand ordinary Field and asked where he hurt her.
- Yesterday - began to explain to the soldiers - I was returning from the dismissal ...
- And what?
- And someone stepped on my hand.
dirty joke of the day
Tourist boat captain asked:
- Tell me, what they can see it - the land?
- No, it - horizon.
- Thank God! Still better than nothing!
- I read that on some southern islands can buy a wife for five dollars. Husband (with a sigh)
- And there is speculation ...
- Lord Death I beg you! Do not refuse me, Lord, do not ask for myself ...
- Hello! Where am I?
- Where are you pointing at?
- I learned that my wife is bisexual - said one gentleman to another.
- My God, this is terrible! I could not stand this. Sex twice a year!
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