Her husband returned home from a trip. Is on his street. Views - all the bushes two or three peasant lies. Approaching the house - everywhere men lie. Rises - the whole staircase littered with the peasants. Included in the apartment, chaos and smoke - even hang an ax, and the whole apartment was littered with the peasants. Walks into the bedroom, and then from under the pile of men chosen a wife and says: - Oh, her husband returned from a trip. Now start recriminations, suspicion ... santa joke ... redneck joke : The officer conducting the soldiers training on disciplinary code. - So, Private Smith, that you should do if an officer or sergeant will go with you unfairly. - Shut up, sir. - But why? You can also submit a report on the team. Clear? - Yes, sir! - And what will follow after you you please? - I will be punished, sir! witty jokes ... redneck joke : The doctor examined his hand ordinary Field and asked where he hurt her. - Yesterday - began to explain to the soldiers - I was returning from the dismissal ... - And what? - And someone stepped on my hand. dirty joke of the day ... redneck joke : Tourist boat captain asked: - Tell me, what they can see it - the land? - No, it - horizon. - Thank God! Still better than nothing! joke history ... Wife: - I read that on some southern islands can buy a wife for five dollars. Husband (with a sigh) - And there is speculation ... joke pics ... - Lord Death I beg you! Do not refuse me, Lord, do not ask for myself ... joke stories ... - Hello! Where am I? - Where are you pointing at? - I learned that my wife is bisexual - said one gentleman to another. - My God, this is terrible! I could not stand this. Sex twice a year! next 89 90 91 92 93