The soldiers flew into Afghanistan. During the flight commander conducts briefings: - In Afghanistan, for the head of each killed enemy you will receive a reward. Finally the plane landed. The command "Dismiss!" And all scatter. After some time, returned, bringing with him the human head. They are suited to the commander and demand a reward. The commander looks at them and barely audible whispers: - Guys, are you, it's still Tashkent. joke history :   The exercise, two soldiers while on patrol entered the village. From one gate sprang a huge dog and growling viciously, attacked one of them. Soldiers had to flee. However, the dog managed to bite one of them. - And what, then, if a rabid dog, and now you're mad, too? What would you do? - Take a sheet of paper and a pen. - Will you write a will? - No, compiled a list of sergeants and officers, whom I bite. joke history :   Colonel, appointed a new part, getting acquainted with staff, wanted to show themselves democratic, and therefore turned to one of the soldiers in the ranks with these words: - Keep your chin up, lad, even when you drawn to the big boss. Can you give me a hand and tell his father that shook hands with the colonel himself. Chances are he will be proud that his son fell so honored. By the way, who's your father? - General, sir. joke history :   - Captain, we're going to drown! - Distance to the nearest land? - 10 cables! - In what direction? - In vertical! next 93 94 95 96 97