Soldier was brought before the company commander for insulting the sergeant.
- Yesterday, when you returned from the dismissal, you called the sergeant a liar?
- Yes, sir!
- And nuts?
- Yes, sir!
- A bug-eyed weakling clumsy idol and hoarse turkey you call it?
- That I do not remember, sir!
The inspecting officer, evading the system, stopped in front of a young soldier, on which were non-statutory shoes.
- Do not you know that it is non-statutory shoes? - He asked the recruit.
- I know, sir, but I got permission to wear them.
- Who gave you this permission?
- My mother, sir.
Rookie first sat down at the dining table in a soldier's canteen. He looked at the filed plate and asked the sergeant:
- Is there a choice?
- Yes, - said the sergeant. - Do you want - eat, you want - do not eat.
The motor ship passes by the small island in the ocean, where a bearded man shouting something, desperately waving his arms.
- Who is it? - Asked the passenger captain.
- I have no idea. Every year, when we go through here, he'll just go crazy.
very funny joke
- What is your growth, sick?
- 175 see Tell me, doctor, will I live?
- I am not a doctor, I'm a carpenter.
- Beautiful bouquet! For whom you bought it?
- For Miss Brown.
- Here she is overjoyed.
- I do not think today her funeral.
one liners joke
Two of the conversation:
- And yet what is democracy?
- That if you're going away, and you're going, wherever you want.
One drunken gentleman walked into a lecture on mathematics. For a long time listening, and then shouted lecturer:
- Your evidence about the dangers of drinking unconvincing!
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