Plane lands in complete fog, commander of difficulty ðóëèò, navigator insures ... - Navigator, is the earth? - Can not see the ground! minute - Navigator, is the earth? - No land! 10 seconds - Navigator, is the earth? - Mouth full of earth! joke websites ... joke stories : Rookie at the meeting with the Chief of the Training Center did not give him honor. - Do not you know who I am? - Asked the officer, stopping the ordinary. - I do not know. I have just been brought here. - I'm in charge of the training center. - This is a good job of work! - Respectfully noticed soldiers. - Look not lose it. political joke ... joke stories : A letter from a soldier: "You have spent twenty years to teach me how to pack clothes and removed before going to bed, early to bed, early to rise, a normal breakfast, clean the shoes. Here in the army I learned all this in two weeks. I embrace you, your son, Joe . very funny joke ... joke stories : At the battleship was allowed free access to visitors. Guide has attracted the attention of visitors to the copper plate, nailed to the deck, and explained that this place fell to the captain. - No wonder - noticed an elderly lady. - I very nearly fell, stumbling on it. joke special ... - Dr. I am going to live? - What's the point? one liners joke ... - Darling, you love me? - Yes! - And are you comfortable with me? - Very! Even if only beer ... silly joke ... The woman turns to a neighbor smokes in the compartment: - My husband is 60 years old, but he never had a pipe in his mouth! - And I am 56 years old, but I have never held the receiver in some other place. Someone call the bureau finds the railway station. - I forgot to train a three-liter bottle of whiskey. Tell me you did not bring it? - Unfortunately, no, sir. On the other hand brought the gentleman who found her. next 95 96 97 98 99