The company commander summons his lieutenant and asks him a question:
- That's how many rolls you can eat on an empty stomach?
- Well, five |
- Oh, no! First something you eat on an empty stomach, and the rest is not! Shortly. Ensign:
- Sarah! To me! How many rolls you can eat on an empty stomach?
- Well, eight!
- Oh, I could not say five, this joke was broke!
Suspending the ordinary, not saluted him, the officer said:
- Listen, soldier! Can not you see me on what form?
The soldier looked at the officer from head to toe and replied:
- You're in luck, sir! And now look at what was given to me.
very funny joke
Overcoming the obstacle course training, the soldier fell. Walked up to him a physical training instructor:
- What is it, Private Higgins?
- Something with a kick, sir. I think I broke it.
- Then do not lie here in vain. Start push-ups.
Pirate ship seized peacefully grazing vessel. Passengers were placed along the side. Captain (with a hangover):
- women - overboard, the men - to fuck.
- How is it that men do not fuck! - says women.
- Fuck, fuck, even as fuck - the men responded in chorus.
one liners joke
- Doctor, will I live?
- Yes, but few and bad.
- Hey, youth! - My father shouted from the bedroom. - Already the morning! You think to stay until morning?
- Thanks! - Exclaimed the young man. - May I first call home?
- Um, you see, contains the ashes of Pharaoh, - says the guide.
- I never thought that the pharaoh was such a heavy smoker!
Editor of London newspaper received a letter from Edinburgh, which warned:
- Gentlemen, if you do not stop printing stories about the miserly Scots, I will not take your newspaper with your neighbor.
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