With new recruits arrived at the shooting range. The commander ordered to set the target at a distance of one kilometer. None of the recruits, doing exercise, not even touched the edge of the target. The commander ordered to reduce the distance of eight meters. Again, all together missed. The commander continued to reduce the distance until it became no more than thirty meters. The soldiers continued to smear. The commander lost his patience.
- Bayonets! - He gave him the command. - Next, on target! This is your last chance.
very funny joke
Bypassing the forefront before the battle, the chaplain saw a soldier standing on
knees and praying. Coming closer, he heard these words:
- Good heavens, do so for those who receive more money, for example
officers, more and shot.
- So, Private Smith, do you understand why it is so important for the soldier does not lose his head during the attack? - Asked the instructor in tactics.
- Yes, sir, - answered private. - If a soldier loses his head in the attack, then he will have nothing to wear a helmet.
one liners joke
A journalist interviewing a retired captain,
- So, Captain, remember what you had to go through the worst storm in your life?
The old sea dog, after some hesitation:
- I think it happened when I spit in the kitchen, which has just washed my wife!
- Doctor, I'm going to live?
- Will you, but do not want.
Couple embracing, sitting on the couch:
- What do you think?
- About the same as you!
- Fine! Then shalt thou make me one, only with ham!
On the bench sat a man and laments:
- Oh, damn, oh, hell, oh, damn! Nearby sits a policeman:
- What is it, citizen?
- Why, shop painted ...
- Oh, damn ...
The guy was on the suburban villa, whose owner was the father of five beautiful girls. A few months later his father sent a telegram to him: "You seduced my daughter. If you are a gentleman - get married." Answer: "I am - a gentleman." At which marry? ".
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