With new recruits arrived at the shooting range. The commander ordered to set the target at a distance of one kilometer. None of the recruits, doing exercise, not even touched the edge of the target. The commander ordered to reduce the distance of eight meters. Again, all together missed. The commander continued to reduce the distance until it became no more than thirty meters. The soldiers continued to smear. The commander lost his patience. - Bayonets! - He gave him the command. - Next, on target! This is your last chance. political joke :   Bypassing the forefront before the battle, the chaplain saw a soldier standing on knees and praying. Coming closer, he heard these words: - Good heavens, do so for those who receive more money, for example officers, more and shot. political joke :   - So, Private Smith, do you understand why it is so important for the soldier does not lose his head during the attack? - Asked the instructor in tactics. - Yes, sir, - answered private. - If a soldier loses his head in the attack, then he will have nothing to wear a helmet. political joke :   next 97 98 99 100 101