The instructor suggested introductory bomber crew:
- On board a fire broke out, and you have to leave the plane. However, the canopy is not shooting, and cover navigator's hatch jammed. Your actions, Lieutenant Smith?
- I'll catapult through the lamp, - said the commander of an aircraft.
- Okay - said the instructor - you leave the plane, but break the head and perish. The second pilot, your actions?
- I leave the machine through openings commander.
one liners joke
General summoned his chief of staff and ordered him to find a clever and executive officer.
- Yes, sir. I have a suitable candidate in mind. What else?
- Then find the reason for excluding you from his post.
The charter of the Israeli army appears forbidding to answer the question at issue. This was due to the fact that the participation of cases, sometimes driven to curiosity. For example, a soldier in question, "Where were you tonight?" replied:
- And that night still was an attack?
- I see, Captain, you have a bad mood. What happened?
- I won the grand prize in a television program.
- So it's good!
- Who else? Second and third prizes - money, but the first - a tourist trip on our boat.
- When I return home at night, my wife does not say a word, just looked at his watch.
- You are lucky! My looking at the calendar.
- You remind me of the ocean ...
- I'll just wave?
- No, I'm from you just feel sick.
The wife turns to her husband yawning:
- Listen, once you have all the same mouth open and shout to our baby, so he went home.
The old gentleman had married an old lady. During the first wedding night and they naturally did not work. And then the gentleman said Lady:
- I save your honor. - Pierces his finger and drips blood on the sheets.
- Well, I'll save your - meets a lady and blows his nose in the same sheet.
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